|Daughter:||Hey dad, can I get a new phone?|
|Dad:||What's the magic word?|
|Daughter:||Yeah, you know like the name of the girl you are having an affair with.|
|Dad:||So did you say you wanted an iPhone or Android?|
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.